“Troubled Times for Troubled Minds”
Disillusioned voters, you needn’t continue to side with the lesser of two evils or cry yourself to sleep. Alice Cooper, a man of the people, is tuned in to what the hard-working and even harder rocking American people need.
The American people deserve a president who isn't afraid of controversy and when America needs to get things done diplomatically, they can count on Alice’s menacing handicap on the golf course to unite both friend and foe alike.
As President of The United States of America, Alice Cooper plans to:
Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
A snake in every pot
No more pencils, no more books
Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore
Rename Big Ben "Big Lemmy"
Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
Peter Sellers on the £20 note
Cupholders required for every airplane seat
Ban on talking during movies in movie theaters
Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day
A Better Candidate means a Better United States of America.
Vote Alice Cooper