Alice Cooper "Selfie Killer" Tee

Alice Cooper "Selfie Killer" Tee
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An official limited edition Alice for President campaign tee. These citizens will pay the price for not following #10 of Alice’s Manifesto. Vote for Alice Cooper!

10. Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day

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An official limited edition Alice for President campaign tee. These citizens will pay the price for not following #10 of Alice’s Manifesto. Vote for Alice Cooper!

10. Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day

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“Troubled Times for Troubled Minds”

Disillusioned voters, you needn’t continue to side with the lesser of two evils or cry yourself to sleep. Alice Cooper, a man of the people, is tuned in to what the hard-working and even harder rocking American people need.

The American people deserve a president who isn't afraid of controversy and when America needs to get things done diplomatically, they can count on Alice’s menacing handicap on the golf course to unite both friend and foe alike.

As President of The United States of America, Alice Cooper plans to:

Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC

A snake in every pot

No more pencils, no more books

Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore

Rename Big Ben "Big Lemmy"

Groucho Marx on the $50 bill

Peter Sellers on the £20 note

Cupholders required for every airplane seat

Ban on talking during movies in movie theaters

Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day

A Better Candidate means a Better United States of America.

Vote Alice Cooper