Helen Horbath & The Tale of Bad Pick up Lines
Helen Horbath, one of comedian Laura Clery's characters, has been trying to get "the D" from her crush Steven and has continuously falls flat.
You see, Helen has an interesting flirting style that makes even the creepiest one liners heard at the bar a bit easier to swallow (no pun intended).
How bad are Helen's lines? Well, here are a few of our PG favorites for you to judge for yourself:
"Steven, if you were a gorilla exhibit I'd let you drop a kid in me."
"Steve, do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass!"
There are ones that are far cruder, and much funnier, but the R/X-rated nature makes us a bit squeamish to post them. We will however leave this video right here for you're viewing pleasure.
(Deep sighs all around) Now that you've seen that train wreck, join Laura in helping raise awareness for Helen and her awkwardness with #helpHelenSmash by purchasing a limited edition shirt.
Think you have a pick up line, chat up line that can beat Helen's; send them in to us! We would love to hear them and we'll feature our favorites on our social media pages!
Tell us some of the worst pick up lines you've ever heard and you might just make it into one of our next posts.
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