Keep Calm we are not taking the piss...to celebrate Sherriff's 40th Ruby Jubilee he will be knees up touring England for a chin wag with his mates. Not telling porkies he will be chaperoned by the Speth on this nostalgic tour. It is going to be shambolic. The Speth requests you fly by the seats of your pants and get a t-shirt. Don't get all argy-bargy and cock up, if its brass monkeys outside buy a sweat shirt you will look like a crumpet and it will cost you sweet fanny adams. Sherriff and the Speth will be fagged by King's Lynn but he will still lose the plot and ear bash your noggin. You will be off your trolley if you miss out.