I know what you're thinking, who are the Bro-ron's and why should I buy their ridiculous looking shirt? Well, let me tell you a story...
You see, Big D and Little R are but poor, somewhat mentally deficient podcasters who have but two dreams. And what are those dreams? Well, the first involves Micky Mouse smacking them in the face with a roll of bologna while Elvis sings Don't Be Cruel, but that's beside the point.
The second dream is to bring their listeners the highest quality, Stupid News and Entertainment podcast on the planet Earth. But we can't do it without your help.
Each dollar we make on these ultra stylish, somewhat offensive t-shirts will go to purchasing the equipment needed for the show, as well as helping Little R maintain his bloated figure.
So buy today, and maybe, just maybe, Big D will stop putting dirt in his ears...Thank you.